crossingfolk: animalcrossingwii: gokkrider: ansimalcrossning: walk up to the club like what up i got a red clock im so pumped to buy some stuff from nook’s shop ice on the ground, it’s so damn frosty the people like “damn, thats a cold ass monkey”
pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
witchlette: fat is a valid way to describe someone long as you dont mean it in an insulting way lmao its okay to call a character fat if they are fat. im honestly more offended at people saying DONT CALL THEM FAT THATS MEAN because its implying that being fat is gross and you wouldnt want to remind fat people that they are fat and thus disgusting right god
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
doctorwhoblog: i’m physically and emotionally not ready for the name of the doctor
The truth is, the harshest words are the ones we say about ourselves– Dr. John Dorrian (Scrubs)
fffcuk: what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally and affects your ability to have stable relationships with other human beings
dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
finnxodairr: do you ever wonder how people even find your blog
growlithed: sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY I...
koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
offurl: when u kill a man and the cops do The Thing